
Excuse the lame Carlsberg parody (hey, Liverpool demolished Marseille today, and even though this is a college football post, we had to acknowledge it), but ESPN is reporting that Bobby Petrino has resigned his position as head coach of the Atlanta Falcons and will fill the head coaching vacancy at Arkansas.
Considering the source, there’s every chance Bobby Petrino won’t be the next coach at Arkansas, but if he is, well, this is getting ridiculous.
Petrino would join a conference that has four national championship-winning coaches (Florida’s Urban Meyer, Alabama’s Nick Saban, Tennessee’s Phil Fulmer, and South Carolina’s Steve Spurrier), a coach who’s led Auburn to an SEC championship and an undefeated season (Tommy Tuberville), and eight coaches who have won championships in BCS conferences (the five mentioned above, and Georgia’s Mark Richt, Louisiana State’s Les Miles — who could join the national championship-winning coaches in January, and Kentucky’s Rich Brooks).
Petrino would give the SEC nine coaches who have won a BCS league, with seven winning SEC championships, Petrino winning the Big East, and Brooks winning the Pac 10. The next closest leagues are the Pac 10 and ACC, both have 5. (This list only includes active coaches. For example Carr is not included because he is resigning.)

So, we say again, this is getting ridiculous.
The good news for Kentucky is that while we’ll have to face Arkansas next year, the Razorbacks will then fall off of the schedule (to be replaced by Auburn, we think, but that could be completely wrong). And by the time Arkansas rotates back on the schedule, Petrino will probably have moved on, as is his wont.
And the great news for SEC fans in general is that Arkansas’s ‘permanent’ SEC East opponent is none other than South Carolina. So college football’s offensive mastermind of the 1990s will face college football’s offensive mastermind of the 2000s (by the way, it’s probably hard for anyone to regret going to the University of Southern California, but do you think Mitch Mustain wishes he would have stuck it out at Arkansas? He’d be the next Brian Brohm). Given each coach’s tendency to run up the score and the fact that neither seems to care at all what anyone thinks about them, that should be an entertaining series of games.
[We know you’re curious: yes, we just checked a certain Courier-Journal columnist’s blog to see if he was shocked at the Petrino news, but, disappointingly, he’s yet to comment. We’re sure it will blow his mind. If you want to check out the complete opposite view take a look at this column.]
In other SEC coaching news, former Kentucky offensive coordinator Tony Franklin is set to become the offensive coordinator at Auburn, which is quite an opportunity for the man who penned Fourth Down and Life To Go: Lessons Learned from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Experiences of Kentucky Football.
If you’ve read that book, you know that Franklin and his former boss Hal Mumme did not part ways amicably. Score one for Franklin in that feud.
Onward and upward!